Quotes
Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character.
Let us toss as men do.
It wasn't until I had become engaged to miss Piano that I began avoiding her.
At his usual time he got up and made his toilet for the night.
This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?’ ‘The mood will pass, sir.’
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
As a boy, I wanted to be a train.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.