If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along, and you'll start happing too.
It’s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.
Today was a difficult day. Tomorrow will be better.
It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become.
I'm a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot.
Here's to crime.
Remember? Ohh, I wouldn't do that! Remembering is dangerous. I find the past such a worrying, anxious place.
You think it all breaks down into symbolism and structures and hints and clues. No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?
His mask is his real face.
I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!
You'll never be sad, and you'll never be lonely. You'll always have me to dance with.
If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!