Why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?
If the police expect to play against the Joker, they had best be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!
I am a force of nature ... a force of the mind!
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for ... it's all a monstrous, demented gag!
I'm not mad at all. I'm just differently sane.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
Kid ... I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's funny.
It was a perfect morning for anyone with new boots.
Early in the morning a heavy dew lay on the ground, and the horses and cattle left tracks in the spangled grass, and hollow imprints where they had slept. The world was exquisite, delicate as a mother-of-pearl shell.
And that’s why, thanks to Mickey, we have cake every morning.
The morning is hungrier than the evening.
Mr and Mrs Bird worked very hard. It took them the rest of the morning to finish their nest. ‘This nest is really the best!’ said Mrs Bird. ‘I want to stay here forever.’